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[valley]

here we go again!

Here is a little calculation to help you find your all time favourite movie, mine was Terminator, give it a go it really works...


Pick a number from 1 - 9

Multiply it by 3

Add 3

then multiply by 3 again

Add the two digits together

and then your film is the one which number you have - then scroll down...never wrong


































1 . Gone with the Wind

2. Back to the Future

3. Jaws

4. Star Wars

5. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

6. Terminator

7. The Sound of Music

8. Predator

9. Gay Rent Boys in Leather taking it up the Arse vol .2

10. Saving Private Ryan

[dreaded_freak]

WTF this is a setup! All I'm saying is dont choose number 3. Fu.ck!

Never wrong... My arse! Wait that doesn't go well with what's just happened!:/

Edited by dreaded_freak, 18 August 2009 - 06:22 PM.

[Gideon]

=O How did you know!!! Vol.2 was So much better than the first! lol

[dreaded_freak]

Oh u cheeky shit it doesn't matter what number u choose! How dumb, iv never done games like this.

[valley]

=O How did you know!!! Vol.2 was So much better than the first! lol

I felt V1 didnt flow as well as V2, too much pounding and not enough affection, V2 definetly touched the heart in a more intimate way.

Oh u cheeky shit it doesn't matter what number u choose! How dumb, iv never done games like this.

Muhahahaha

[dreaded_freak]

I posted this in the last one but this is something id do, so funny
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[Zephyr]

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I found this highly amusing.


Also, more monty python - philosophers!

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[merbo]

Bet you didn't know his roll-in holiness had a skatey park built
in the Vatican courtyard for his personal use. :cool: It's true :cool:

Edited by merbo, 30 April 2010 - 07:16 PM.

[dreaded_freak]

Haha thats one gnarly pope.

[merbo]

Yup, big air's no problem for the Holy Dude Hee hee hee he's out there :cool: Shoulda seen his face plant. That's in the next frame... Miraculous, it was...



Sorry for the interruption. We will be back with the regular program as soon as possible.

[merbo]

[dreaded_freak]

This is a bit mean for the guy to find it funny, i guess lol. But i just looove when people lose it like this...

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[merbo]

Yeah, how embarrassment :/

It happened to me once when this vet up in Byron Bay started to stutter really badly right out of the blue. I lost it big time - so badly that I just had to run out the freaking door. Poor vet. I couldn't even go and say sorry. Oh the shame Oh the shame. Hee hee - funny but.

[dreaded_freak]

Lol, i dont know what u look like but i just pictured u doing that. Usually im good at controlling things like that, but sometimes you just cannot hold it in anymore.

[merbo]

Hee hee too right. Once the button's been pushed that's the end of it.

Are you blind, dude? That's me there with the four elefonts and the big watery disk on me back

I'm just like all the rest. Seen one mythical space turtle you've seen 'em all.

[Jojomojo]

Hee hee too right. Once the button's been pushed that's the end of it.

Are you blind, dude? That's me there with the four elefonts and the big watery disk on me back

I'm just like all the rest. Seen one mythical space turtle you've seen 'em all.

Hey merbo, isn't that one of the creation myths? If so..... where did you get the image from please? I need to cover creation stories in a unit I'm doing at werk :shifty:

[Zephyr]

Hee hee too right. Once the button's been pushed that's the end of it.

Are you blind, dude? That's me there with the four elefonts and the big watery disk on me back

I'm just like all the rest. Seen one mythical space turtle you've seen 'em all.

Hey merbo, isn't that one of the creation myths? If so..... where did you get the image from please? I need to cover creation stories in a unit I'm doing at werk :shifty:

yes, the creation of a new world, a world of a flat, round land, almost like a... discworld :shifty:

[merbo]

Hee hee too right. Once the button's been pushed that's the end of it.

Are you blind, dude? That's me there with the four elefonts and the big watery disk on me back

I'm just like all the rest. Seen one mythical space turtle you've seen 'em all.

Hey merbo, isn't that one of the creation myths? If so..... where did you get the image from please? I need to cover creation stories in a unit I'm doing at werk :shifty:

Could be could be. I won't say for certain though. I got my info from Tommy, the space turtle under me. I don't really trust him either, I have to say. A bit of a shifty one, that space turtle.

But it does seem to be turtles all the way down. Sorry Tommy, you were right. I should never have doubted you. Now stand still would ye!

Where did I get the photo from? I can't say for sure. It was a long time ago. I think I pinched it from the family album, though that itself might be a bit of a myth :cool: Could have been a publicity shot or a reject from the cover shoot for Duck and Cover Magazine. I was a swimsuit model in my younger days. But that's all behind me now and everything's getting hazy, I'm afraid.

[Jojomojo]

Hee hee too right. Once the button's been pushed that's the end of it.

Are you blind, dude? That's me there with the four elefonts and the big watery disk on me back

I'm just like all the rest. Seen one mythical space turtle you've seen 'em all.

Hey merbo, isn't that one of the creation myths? If so..... where did you get the image from please? I need to cover creation stories in a unit I'm doing at werk :shifty:

Could be could be. I won't say for certain though. I got my info from Tommy, the space turtle under me. I don't really trust him either, I have to say. A bit of a shifty one, that space turtle.

But it does seem to be turtles all the way down. Sorry Tommy, you were right. I should never have doubted you. Now stand still would ye!

Where did I get the photo from? I can't say for sure. It was a long time ago. I think I pinched it from the family album, though that itself might be a bit of a myth :cool: Could have been a publicity shot or a reject from the cover shoot for Duck and Cover Magazine. I was a swimsuit model in my younger days. But that's all behind me now and everything's getting hazy, I'm afraid.

Well I might just have to run that theory past the mud men that emerged from the waterholes, they'll no doubt consult the rainbow serpent, who'll go to consult Brahma who sits in the lotus that is placed on Vishnu's navel, Brahma might want to talk to Pan Gu or Tu-chai-pai, who might then consult Zeus or Atum, but then again Ymir might have something to add if he wasn't so busy drinking the milk of Audhumla the giant cow........ :shifty:

[merbo]

Hee hee - Love a good creation. But I feel it's all a bit hit and myth sometimes Love the rainbow serpent connection the most. That's my fabulous favorite.

This one's Norse. Pretty cool. :cool:
I love the spirit of this one -
has a ring to it

[Jojomojo]

hmmm.....here's an extract from a Norse one I found.....

"The mix of fire and ice caused part of the Elivagar to melt forming the figures Ymir the primeval giant and the cow Audhumla. The cow's milk was Ymir's food. While Ymir slept his under arm sweat begat two frost giants, one male one female, while his two legs begat another male.

While Ymir was busy procreating Audhumla was busy eating. Her nourishment came from licking the salty ice. Her incessant licking formed the god Buri. He had a son named Bor who was the father of Odin, Vili, and Ve.

For some reason the sons of Bor decided to kill poor Ymir. His blood caused a flood which killed all of the frost giants except for two, Bergelmir and his wife, who escaped the deluge in their boat."

nothing like spawning giants from underarm sweat...... :shifty: :/

Edited by Jojomojo, 24 August 2009 - 07:10 PM.

[Amanda86]

Ok, now everyone might not find this funny, it does take some understanding of Latino culture in America, but it is still funny none-the-less. It helps if you know a little Spanish too.

This is just the first portion of it.

Edited by Amanda86, 29 August 2009 - 06:00 PM.

[Zephyr]

A one liner from Peter Serafinowicz via twitter (twitter.com/serafinowicz):

My testicle specialist is very expensive. I may have to give him the sack.

[dreaded_freak]

Come to my house daily and watch me cook for everyday funnies.

[Zephyr]

live video stream 24/7 from your house?

[dreaded_freak]

I could make videos for utube. Nar iv realized the last few days iv always been way to harsh on myself. I really arnt too bad in the kitchen, I'm just not a pro chef.

[Zephyr]

Cooking? I just want videos of you 24/7







:shifty:

[merbo]

Stewtube?

[dreaded_freak]

Cooking? I just want videos of you 24/7







:shifty:

Ahh what the?

[Jojomojo]

Cooking? I just want videos of you 24/7







:shifty:

Ahh what the?

but only in your Bunnings get-up...... :shifty:

[dreaded_freak]

Bloody hell, sorry but I'm a very private person sorry!

[Jojomojo]

sob

[dreaded_freak]

Ridiculous! I also have a chesterdy Belt and I threw away the key a long time ago. Actually I had the key melted!

[Jojomojo]

Ridiculous! I also have a chesterdy Belt and I threw away the key a long time ago. Actually I had the key melted!

holy crap! That's a bit extreme......

[dreaded_freak]

Yes but im securing my life as a single person. Im such a stubborn lil shit

[Jojomojo]

Yes but im securing my life as a single person. Im such a stubborn lil shit

I think I rival you in that department mate

I'm chronically single

[dreaded_freak]

We might be even then. Message to all, good luck breaking my forcefield! Not that anyone would want to but im just saying.

[valley]

maybe jojo and paul should have a gin and tonic sometime..

im just-a-sayin :shifty:

[Jojomojo]

We might be even then. Message to all, good luck breaking my forcefield! Not that anyone would want to but im just saying.

baha!!

goodluck finding my heart......I locked it in a box, then a safe, froze it in liquid Nitrogen tossed it in the Tardis and sent it to a parallel universe! Now that beats melting the key to the chastity belt

btw.....THIS woman had to resort to an internet dating site to find a bloke and she's famous!!





there's clearly no hope for me..... :|

[valley]

[quote name=Jojomojo][quote name='dreaded_freak]We might be even then. Message to all' date=' good luck breaking my forcefield! Not that anyone would want to but im just saying.[/quote']

baha!!

goodluck finding my heart......I locked it in a box, then a safe, froze it in liquid Nitrogen tossed it in the Tardis and sent it to a parallel universe! Now that beats melting the key to the chastity belt

btw.....THIS woman had to resort to an internet dating site to find a bloke and she's famous!!





there's clearly no hope for me..... :|[/quote]
yeah but she's fug!

and she dont make cute lil dawgs!

[Jojomojo]

and she dont make cute lil dawgs!

ummm....yeah....like THAT's a huge drawcard! :/

[Zephyr]

some people like cute little dogs...

[merbo]

This is one of the most powerful pieces of stand up tragicomedy ever. It's about addiction. I saw this years ago and I'm so wrapped that it's still doing the rounds. You will be seriously amused, he's a very funny bloke, Greg Fleet and he's sharp as a tack, you will be amazed and you will be moved. Moved to tears even.

This could be the most insightful, candid, human stand up routine you will ever see. To this day, I still haven't seen anything that is a patch on this for startling, heartfelt, observational comedy. Okay, it's not always side-splittingly funny but neither is drug addiction.

***WARNING***
DRUG REFERENCES AND COARSE LANGUAGE

[merbo]

:cool: These were designed for moonwalking! I kid you not. :cool:

Edited by merbo, 05 September 2009 - 05:16 AM.

[Zephyr]

one for Rach, perhaps?

http://www.momversat...loween-costumes

[merbo]

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Bet ya didn't know the second gunman was a cat!

[dreaded_freak]

I want that shoe so bad.

[Zephyr]

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[alice]

hahahahahaha, zephyr, I'm only a minute in and that is hilarious

[Zephyr]

there's 2 series worth of them, they're great!